Reviews of the Bosch

12 th  Day of Christmas: Blackadder’s Christmas Carol This Christmas Day how about we dispense with the feels in favour of a mean but comedically genius one-off of Britain’s best series. Even if you’re unfamiliar with Blackadder , the series about a witty schemer reincarnated through various periods in British history, this special should still make you laugh. An inversion of A Christmas Carol , Ebenezer Blackadder played of course to perfection by Rowan Atkinson is the kindest man in England which everyone uses to take advantage of him. But an encounter with a Spirit of Christmas causes him to change his ways. Most of the Blackadder  cast: Atkinson, Tony Robinson as Baldrick, Stephen Fry, Hugh Laurie, and Miranda Richardson appear here and are excellent, as are guests Miriam Margolyes, Jim Broadbent, and Robbie Coltrane in a role I’m sure inspired J.K. Rowling to request him for Hagrid. And the writing from Richard Curtis and Ben Elton is as sharp as ever. It’s relen...

11 th  Day of Christmas: The Little Matchgirl In less than seven minutes this mesmerizing piece of animation exudes more emotion and character than over half the Disney films, which isn’t to insult Disney by any means. This short was made by Disney, based on the Hans Christian Andersen story and is both warming and genuinely heartbreaking. Told with no dialogue and with gorgeous music, it’s about a poor little girl attempting to sell matchsticks in Revolution-era St. Petersburg during a harsh winter. I won’t say much more but the animation is absolutely stunning, easily among the best I’ve ever seen in the hand-drawn medium. It’s colour scheme that alternates in some instances, sets the mood perfectly and captures what bleak winters often seem to look like. Though it’s only explicitly connected to Christmas through brief imagery, the central theme is very heavily a Christmas one, and has been ever since Dickens emphasized it in A Christmas Carol . If you’re willing to be m...

10 th  Day of Christmas: The Small One I think this was the film that first suggested Don Bluth was an animation genius. The 30-minute Disney short about a Nazarene child trying to sell his beloved old donkey Small One, has a beautiful yet unique simplicity to it. Charming, sentimental, and even dark in some places, it knows exactly how to relate the aura of Christmas without using a lot of its familiar tenets. It’s pretty obvious where the story’s going based on the setting alone, but it doesn’t stop you from wanting to see this often sad journey all the way through. No one seems to want Small One for anything that doesn’t hurt or kill him. The animation is standard Bluth greatness: stylistic, expressive, and very pretty to look at. And the music is of the tenderest. Though perhaps not as outwardly artistic as something like The Snowman , it’s more fulfilling, both narratively and emotionally. A wonderful precursor to a wonderful career, The Small One  is certainly w...

9 th  Day of Christmas: Arthur Christmas Thankfully it seems more and more people are realizing how incredible Arthur Christmas  is! Christmas in the modern era is executed like a Black Ops mission, however Santa is getting old and senile. Everyone expects him to retire and pass the mantle on to his son Steve who already essentially runs everything. But when one child is missed, it’s Santa’s second son Arthur who embarks on a mission with his grandfather, to deliver her present by any means necessary. This may top Christmas Vacation  as the funniest Christmas movie. The humour is sharp, smart, and fast, exactly what you’d expect from Aardman and more. The cast is superb from Ashley Jensen to Imelda Staunton to Jim Broadbent, James McAvoy as earnest as ever, Bill Nighy frigging hilarious, and Hugh Laurie wonderfully back in a comedic role. But the films’ most endearing facet is that though it presents an old vs. new conflict, it takes neither side. It’s about the ...

8 th  Day of Christmas: Joyeux Noel Christmas 1914. British, German, and French soldiers were steeped in the trenches at violent war with each other. But for one night across the Western front soldiers from each side laid down their arms, and met each other in No Man’s Land in peace. All had family they were missing, and shared the fear they would die going over the very trenches they’d come from. They engaged, played games, even held Mass. It’s one of the most amazing, uplifting stories in the history of warfare, and it’s what’s being told in Joyeux Noel . A multi-lingual film with great performances from Benno F ü rmann, Guillaume Canet, Daniel Br ü hl, Gary Lewis, Alex Ferns, and Diane Krueger, it wonderfully celebrates the love, compassion and goodwill of humanity. It also doesn’t shy away from the repercussions of this ceasefire, how the soldiers responded in the subsequent days, how chastised they were by their superiors. But it’s worth it, because it all shows how e...

7 th  Day of Christmas: The Snowman Haunting, poetic, beautiful, even tragic are some of the words you could use to describe The Snowman , based on the childrens’ book by Raymond Briggs. It’s about a boy who on Christmas Eve brings his snowman to life and after hanging around his house for a bit, they fly off on an adventure. The animation is superbly stylistic, entirely pastel-hued, literally the book translated to screen and is constantly captivating. I also love how the short uses no dialogue apart from a little narration early on by the late great David Bowie (another reason it’s awesome). The exception to this is a chilling song called “Walking in the Air” which perfectly encapsulates both the harshness and beauty of winter. It’s got an unexpectedly downer ending which may detract a little from the overall joy, but it is worth every moment. Fly through the snowy night and see for yourself.

6 th  Day of Christmas: "It’s Christmastime Again, Charlie Brown" We all know “A Charlie Brown Christmas” rightfully so -it’s great and one of the holiday classics! But no one ever talks about its’ follow-up in 1992 which is a very good special in its own right. Unlike the narrative of the first special, this one is composed of a series of vignettes. But they’re GOOD vignettes. Like Charlie Brown trying to buy a pair of gloves for his love interest Peggy Jean, or Sally struggling with her one line in the Nativity play, in which Peppermint Patty is also begrudgingly participating. It’s a Charlie Brown special that’s more sure of itself and has more of the humour of the strip than its predecessor. Also, this special has a few more of my favourite characters, introduced after the original, like Peppermint Patty, Marcie, and Woodstock. I’d say it’s definitely one of the best Peanuts  specials and like A Charlie Brown Christmas , worth watching every year.

5 th  Day of Christmas: “Merry Christmas Mr. Bean” Everyone remembers this special for the famed turkey on the head gag that’s led to a ton of lazy imitators (looking at you Friends !), but Mr. Bean’s Christmas special is full of hilarious moments from everyone’s favourite mischievous mime. Rowan Atkinson is amazing as usual, as Mr. Bean childishly celebrates the holiday by playing with Nativity scenes, listening to carollers at his door as though they were on television, and giving his girlfriend the most disappointing Christmas dinner ever. You really sympathize with Mr. Bean’s unbridled enthusiasm as well as the fact his heart is so into the holiday. It connects with the child in all of us. This is also one of the most consistently funny Christmas specials you’ll ever see, written as it is by Atkinson and Richard Curtis, one of comedy’s greatest pairings. Festive, funny, and even sad, this is a special to snap a solitary Christmas cracker to.

4 th  Day of Christmas: The Nativity Story Whether you’re Christian or not, this is a movie you should check out. While there have been tellings of the nativity story, this film may be the first to solely focus on it. And not only that, but it places the story in a historically realistic context not shying away from dirtier truths of the period that you won’t find in the Gospel. Like Joseph nearly stoning Mary for apparent adultery and the hardships of a journey across Mid-East terrain. It grounds the story which allows you to invest in its more fantastical tenets. Keisha Castle-Hughes and Oscar Isaac are very good as Mary and Joseph, as is the supporting cast including Alexander Siddig and Ciaran Hinds. I love how mere figures from the story like the Wise Men and Zechariah are given character. And the cinematography is tremendous, particularly when it gets to show off this unique climate. It’s perhaps the best take on this very old story.

3 rd  Day of Christmas: Kung Fu Panda Holiday Yeah that’s right! DreamWorks did a few holiday specials based on their movies and while some like Shrek the Halls were terrible, others like Gift of the Night Fury were actually decent. The best was this Kung Fu Panda  special set between the events of the first and second movies. The story’s centred around an unspecified seasonal holiday and how Po has to choose between presiding over a prestigious feast of all the Kung Fu masters, or the traditional humble celebration he and his dad arrange for the locals. Yeah it’s pretty basic and goes in the direction you’d expect, but it’s done with a warmth and humour that’s fresh. The spotlight on Po’s relationship with his dad Mr. Ping (the unsung heart of the whole series) is sweet, as is the lesson of humility it bestows. And of course being Kung Fu Panda , the comedy is great and the animation terrific.

2 nd  Day of Christmas: 101 Dalmatians : “A Christmas Cruella” I’m probably breaking my rule about TV episodes here but I don’t care! I’m going to be the first person on the internet to talk about this special! It’s weird that my first exposure to the Christmas Carol  story, now my all-time favourite book, was on a video tape of this episode from the 101 Dalmatians  TV series. You remember that series that aired on One Saturday Morning in the late 90’s? This special isn’t timeless but my brother and I grew up on it and still laugh at a number of jokes. Cruella voiced hilariously by April Winchell gets the Scrooged  arc with the regular puppies and Spot the chicken acting as the spirits. Sure it’s over-the-top and it may be mostly nostalgia, but it’s funny with an Animaniacs  sensibility in a few more grown-up jokes, enough so that I really recommend it.

1 st  Day of Christmas: “The Bestest Present”           Believe it or not, there were actually two Christmas specials based on For Better or For Worse , Lynn Johnston’s long-running Canadian comic strip. This first is definitely the better of the two. The plot is really simple: while out shopping for Christmas presents little Elizabeth Patterson loses her precious bunny doll which is then found by a seemingly cantankerous caretaker, and John and Elly’s attempts to console her as they try to find it. It definitely helps to have some familiarity with the strip but it’s not a necessity. What elevates this special I think is some simple but warm animation (similar to The Chipmunk Christmas ) and an innocence not unlike A Charlie Brown Christmas , which I think the special is purposely trying to go for. The voice acting is a little awkward (the Pattersons except for Elly are all voiced by Johnston’s actual family) but it’s not too bad. If you can find i...

Christmas is less than two weeks away! You know for all the Christmas classics, there are way too many holiday specials that don ’t get the attention they deserve. So this year for the twelve days leading up to Christmas, I’m going to highlight an overlooked Christmas special each day. The only thing is I’m omitting mere Christmas episodes of TV shows unless they were made apart from the main series, because there are too many of them. As for today, here are my honourable mentions: “A Garfield Christmas” -The musical numbers aren’t very good but it’s got a decent humble story, a fun cast including Pat Carroll as the most awesome grandma, and everyone’s favourite sarcastic cat. Bah Humduck! A Looney Tunes Christmas Carol  -Yeah in a lot of places it’s stupid but it captures the Looney Tunes’ personalities right and in a fun take on a classic story. Mickey’s Christmas Carol  -A really wonderful, beautiful telling of the Dickens’ classic that’s a great introduction to...